Wheee, a day off! Not the "we messed up the schedule so you don't have to come in" day off, but a real scheduled day off where I didn't have to explain myself to the Leader on Duty or anything. Makes for a pretty nice day. It is nearing midnight here, so I may as well set to work on talking about my day. Hopefully it won't put anyone who reads this to sleep.
I went to bed last night at about 2:30 in the morning. You could easily blame it on the book I was reading. I finally forced myself to set it down and I fell asleep. Only to be woken 6 hours later by someone calling at 8:30 in the morning. It jarred me out of sleep, but I managed to roll back over to doze. Only to be woken up again at 9:30. This time I snatched up the phone and could hardly form the words "Hello?" "Hey Jakob, it's Carrie." "Oh," I replied in an almost dreamy state. "How are you?" I could tell Carrie was smirking and enjoying having rustled me out of bed at this hour of the morning. "I'm fine. Did I wake you up?" "Yeah, you did, but someone called ealier, like at 8:30." "It was more like 8:40." I managed to control my sudden urge to scream as I responded calmly, "I was asleep then, you called and woke me up." I paused then, letting it sink in before I continued. "You then call again, an hour later, and proceed to wake me up once more." "Yeah, anyway, I want to go to Best Buy, you up for picking me up in thirty minutes?" "Sure," I said with a sigh of resignation and defeat. "See you then."
So I got dressed and headed over to Carrie's to say hi and hang out. I must say, it was rather interesting to be functioning at that hour. I mean, normally, I am either A) sleeping, or B) working at 8 am, not going shopping and such. Because I am usually not up at that hour, by 11:30 I was famished. I wasn't going to say anything though. That is, until Carrie suggested getting food; then I jumped at the chance. The place was McDonalds, the food was okay, and the cost was marginally affordable. I prefer the free meals at home personally. We then went to her house and hung out and talked about her new boy-toy er...boyfriend Alex. And I must say, I head graphic details that one year ago would have blanched my face and burned my ears red. Instead, thanks to a little bird or two I managed to not be embarrassed, and provide some information on the subjects presented. In short, she wanted to be more feminine, and so I explained bit about being seductive, and what makes a female seductive. Because I am trying to keep this PG-13, we will just say she needed pointers on giving head (thank you Bonnie), things she could do to tease him (thank you KK), and just some general information about the "first time" (thank you Tam-Tam). Without females who were comfortable to tell me stuff, I doubt I would have been able to provide Carrie with the information needed.
Then about 2 or so, her bf came over and I got to meet the guy. I could see why Josh is so worried. The guy was suave, a smooth talker, and to other guys an asshole. I was as open to him as I could be, but he seemed to find it necessary to put either me below him, or him above me. I even knew why, and that was because he is a very jealous person. Carrie had warned me about that, and it turns out she was right, except Alex is jealous to the point of possession. I was a guy, and a friend of Carrie's, so in his mind, I was a threat. Even when Sarah was there, I was still a threat. The guy (in my opinion) is bad news, especially since I have no doubt they will be fucking before school starts. And that is the part that worries me the most; she is not ready for that responsibility. I don't care how careful you are, you must be ready to accept the possibility of a multi-thousand dollar STD known as a child. Even I don't feel ready for that, which is part of the reason I have been such a goody-goody in that department. But Carrie isn't, and they have already done everything else in the book but that, so it is bound to happen, and more likely sooner than later. And I do trust Carrie, and I know she will do it when she is ready, but something about Alex worried me. He has never talked to her about who he has been with before, what he has done, even if he is still a virgin. And he dodged the question every time. Now if that isn't something to worry about, what is? Anyway, come 5 or so, Sarah and I left, I took her home, and that was the bulk of my day.
So what about that title? Well, I have no other explanation for some of my tendancies I show. The nuzzling I do, the sounds I make (more on that in a moment), and the batting at hair. Yep, I must have been a cat in my former life...there is no other explanation. I have tried to find one, but I still can't explain it. I just hope KK doesn't get any ideas about dangling things in front of my face. And yes, this is straight to KK, I will bat at it so don't even do that. No for that "feral" thing, I made a really wierd noise today. It was almost a throaty roar if you will, and it was very soft and almost inaudible. The only reason anyone knows about it was I did it in Carrie's ear. You see, I was going to show her how to purr, and then that happened, and then we laughed for a bit. Carrie just can't be feline like that I suppose. Scares me how much I am though. To top it all off, I have fangs! Well, of a sort. My canines have dropped down since my braces were removed three years ago, so I have slightly longer pointed teeth perfectly spaced on either side of my mouth. They are only lower by about an eighth to a quarter of an inch, but it is enough that they are VERY noticeable.
Yep, Feral Cat indeed... =o.O=
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