It's not a lack of things to do, as I have plenty of things that I should be giving my attention to. In fact, ever since I got back from Anime Club, those same things have been getting the attention they so rightly deserve. And by "them" I actually don't mean video games. I've been slogging through boring assignment after boring assignment, using the tedium of tasks to keep me busy. In my ongoing effort to stamp out any last ounce of angst I have though, we are instead going to focus on something amusing. Everyone with me? Trays up right, it's time to shift. shift There, now please deposit 85 dollars for the next three minutes.
Apparently MTV is looking to UCSC to do their next college film...thing. For a while now, our campus has been fighting to get official fraternities and sororities on campus. I see this as a perfect opportunity for both people. For the groups trying to organize here at CSUMB they would gain the publicity they would need, and be able to argue their case on national television, defending the ideas regarding greek organizations that they presented to our school. MTV wins by video taping a bunch of drunken fools out in the apartments and airing, getting them both money and ratings (which translate well into money). In fact, MTV could make this a series. I can't wait to see what frat life is in Idaho, can you? Anyway, since we are CSUMB and not in Idaho, let us return to our own school here. Currently we have 0 official greek organizations. What we do have, is several people that banded together, claiming to being a greek organization and have begun doing greekish things. In the eyes of the MTV executives, if it sounds greek, if it looks greek, and it smells greek, then it is worth filming. You could get so much footage from a Thursday and Friday night, and you could have an episode full of wild parties, drunken foolery, and general mayhem; hell it's staple around here on weekends. You just get used to people walking under you window screaming in tones that could shred your eardrums like a razor on a Q-tip.
Another great idea would be MTV televising when music industry leaders get busted for things. Imagine the positive effect it would have on kids seeing their favorite MTV idol getting tossed in a car after the cops pin him on several accounts of drug use. You could call it Celebuster and it would be a huge hit!
Another great idea would be- no sorry, all out of great ideas.
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