It's mailbag night here on Felocity! Every so often I get a desire to dig up some hate mail and read it to you, the adoring readers of LiveJournal or Felocity (whichever method you prefer). I can only assume this more recent mail is in response to my "reason to annoy Jakob 312" which was a LJ-only special. Anyway, shall we get on with the amusements?
FROM: Sarah Jones EMAIL: nah, I'm feeling nice GOT AT: 03-13-2003, 11:58 pm
Jakob, You're so fucking up yourself it's sad. You blokced msn messenger and aim, coz i simply tried to talk to you, well get fucked!!! Then when i comment in your journal you get all pussy and block me from your comments. bitch. What cant you handle what people have to say about you, the truth? You rant bout how some chick was making assumptions about anime and you act if know it all. You talk like your top shit, but you aint worth nuttin! If i was you i would take my head outta my ass and wake up to fuckin reality. Oh and im not goin to even bother paying out your girlfriend i aint even gona go there! Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Thank you for your most recent correspondence in response to a LiveJournal posting from a few weeks ago. It makes me feel good to know that readers of my web site have invested an interest in my writings, as well as my opinions. I did not block you from my comment posting because I couldn't "handle what people have to say" about me, as I often get worse ribbing and comments from my closest friends about decisions I make. I didn't even block you because of your spelling, even though your comments looked like they were regurgitated by a two year old prior to their submittal. Instead, I opted to ban you because you were not contributing anything worth while in all 4 comments you made, one of which I responded, asking you to respond to comments and threads in a civil manner. When you could not, I decided to ban you.
My hit logs tell me you seem to frequent this site every day, and I do appreciate that. Even after I banned you, you have taken the time to go out of your way and e-mail me. And you are even still now returning to read. It's cute really; cute just like being stabbed in the leg. Last, as far as your comments go regarding the anime comments I made, you can so kindly get over it, and it would be greatly appreciated. Once again, thank you for this amusing letter, as it provided a good 15 minutes of laughs, and another 10 when I used the Dialectizer to make it sound like Jive, totaling almost a full half hour of amusement.
Yes, I am certain you will read this, since you visit at least once a day, if not more. Your continued devotion to this site and hate mail will always be greatly accepted and gleefully posted.
Fluffy clouds and sparkly stars, Jakob
In response to "First Class":