There is some hope for humor in spam yet.
From: TheGodUvDeath23@hotmail.com To: (a whole bunch of names here) Subject: May 15 Marks the End
THE PLANET NIBIRU IS CRASHING INTO EARTH TOMORROW MAY 15 2003! THE POLES WILL SHIFT! 1/3 OF THE PEOPLE WILL BURN TO DEATH! 1/3 WILL FREEZE TO DEATH! HOW HAVE YOU PREPARED??? ARE YOU SAVED IN TEH BLOOD OF THE LAMB JESUS?
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From: name&email hidden To: (same list of people via Reply All) Subject: RE: May 15 Marks the End
Aw, shit. I was hoping for total annihilation, either by asteroid strike or Dalek invasion. Can't you fuckwad chiliasts ever get anything right?
Right, glad we got that out of the way. Finals are winding down quickly. I have my c++ final (and to present my project), I need to write my just assigned Database final (1 page about modern database technology), and do my Identity Scan for Tech Tutors. Considering my list originally was 5 or more times this size, I am pretty happy with the way finals have been going so far. Assuming Tao gives us the C++ test on Monday, I will be done by Tuesday at 1pm. Fin. No more. Worst case scenario has me done at 4pm on Wed, so I can't really complain. I don't start work on a serious level until July either, so I may be spending more time back on Roseville than I had originally thought. This is both good and bad. I suppose then I should probably figure out a way to get to this machine from home. Time to experiment! (yay!)
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