Felocity

I should probably feel bad about this, but it was for the potato. It simply had to be free. (IRC transcript follows) [02:00] * FBAround cowers at jakobo's computer powerz [02:00] Around> So much fun :)! [02:00] bah, not computer powerz [02:00] It's more problem solving than programming for me. XD [02:00] Around> (Majestic! Remeber the Majestic!) [02:01] (yes, right, Magestic!) [02:01] I mean um, *ahem* why thank you FB for your support! [02:01] Around> It is no problem, Mighty programming warrior of justice! [02:01] (like that?) [02:01] Around> (Beautiful :D) [02:01] (This Magestic thing is tough. lol) [02:02] Around> (Of course, It's tough being this good. smoothes back hair) [02:02] (XD) [02:02] XD [02:02] Around> Now that we have confirmed our majesticness, I feel we must talk of other matters. [02:03] Very well, bring for the other matters in need of discussion. [02:03] (forth*) [02:03] (Magestic edit: you saw no typo from 2 am work) [02:04] Around> (Magestic edit: Same with my remeber typo from 9am sleepy eyes) [02:04] Around> So. [02:04] Around> (Suddenly leans across table and looks INCREDIBLY serious).... If you were a potato, what would you be thinking right... now. [02:05] Mommy, I don't want to be a small fry! [02:05] Around> *slams table* Exactly! That's the problem with potatoes these days! No courage! No vigor! No... No... what's the word... [02:05] Around> NO ROOTS! [02:06] Perhaps they are all roots? And as a result, can never grow to reach their potential. [02:06] Around> Our mission today is to inspire potatoes. [02:06] Around> gasp [02:07] Around> You may very well be right, oh mighty programming warrior! How terrible!!! [02:07] We must unroot them and throw them skyward then! [02:07] Only then can they soar like eagles! [02:07] ONLY THEN! [02:07] Around> INDEED! Again you have deduced a most brilliant plan! Let us commence!! [02:08] * FBAround flings potato into the air [02:08] Around> Arise young potato! BE FREE AND LIVE FOR YOUR DREAMS!! [02:08] * Jakobo starts pulling up potato after potato, lobbing them at the sleeping Zoggy. [02:08] Around> potato: Shiiiiiiiiiiittt! [02:09] * FBAround watches the zog pummeling and sheds a tear [02:09] Around> It's so uplifting [02:09] They are free, and rebelling against their tyrant. [02:09] The potato-squandering Zogbeast is weak in this state. [02:09] Around> Go young potatoes! You will suffer at the hands of the evil zogbeast...NO MORE! [02:10] Around> (one falls into zog's open mouth) [02:10] Around> Gah! Victim! [02:10] (grabs some rope) We need to make a rescue attempt! [02:10] Potatos need not die without cause in this conflict! [02:11] Besides, death by Zog inhalation would be such a bad way to go for this youngin'. [02:11] Around> Indeed! Do not fear, young one! We majestic folks are coming to SAVE you from the throat of doomedness! [02:12] Zoglog... very dangerous. ... you go first (hands you the end of the rope) XD [02:13] Around> (slaps self Enough posing, FB!!!) Jakobo! I will now throw the rope! [02:13] I will gather the potatoes to aid us in our cause! [02:13] * FBAround throws, aims for the potato, and gets zoglog in a noose instead [02:13] * Jakobo poses for a few seconds more before scooping potatoes into a pail. [02:14] Around> Shoot! I can work with this! [02:14] * FBAround tugs the rope tight, strangling Zogbeast and causing his to cough violently, the potato edges out slowly [02:15] I have returned with an army of potatoes. Should the rescue fail, they have all said they are willing to give their lives for their brethren. [02:15] Yes, that's it FB! Pull! *grabs onto the rope to pull as well* [02:15] Around> (Magestic edit: his - him) [02:15] Around> Come potatoes, join us! PULL!! [02:16] * Jakobo ties the pail to the end of the rope and continues to heave. [02:16] Around> (Is it not majestically fortunate that he's still awake?) [02:16] Around> (MAJESTIC EDIT: NOT) [02:16] * FBAround curses the tiny keys of the tiny laptop [02:16] Around> I will have my revenge one day... tiny keys.. [02:16] (Quite wonderful he sleeps. A raging Zog could be the bane of us all) [02:17] Around> (Indeed! Let us end the battle quickly!) [02:17] FB, the keys are but another battle! The Zog must be toppled! [02:17] (to FB and pail) Pull with all your might! [02:17] * Jakobo heaves. [02:17] * Jakobo is now known as potatoes [02:17] * FBAround ho's [02:17] * potatoes heave too [02:17] * potatoes is now known as Jakobo [02:17] We are doing it! [02:17] Around> Look! The little potato is free!! FREE!! [02:18] * FBAround see potato fall on ground [02:18] * Jakobo runs over the three feet to scoop it up. [02:18] * Jakobo gently places it in the pail with the other taters. [02:18] The day is saved! [02:19] * FBAround ties zog to a tree [02:19] Around> Oh the sweet perfume of victory! [02:19] Around> And our mission? [02:19] * FBAround looks at the potatoes [02:19] Around> Do they look uplifted to you? [02:19] Quite. [02:20] Around> Then our mission is complete. [02:20] * FBAround and jakobo begin to shine [02:20] * Jakobo poses. [02:20] * Jakobo is now known as potatoes [02:20] * potatoes pose too [02:20] * potatoes is now known as Jakobo [02:20] Around> And now we must take our leave, sweet potatoes... [02:20] Around> There are other crimes happening we must attend to. [02:21] Yes. For Jakob must sleep, and FB must... do the FB thing she does so well. ^^ [02:21] Around> Yes! I must POSE! [02:21] (do we get to laugh Majestically yet?) [02:21] Around> (Right... about.... now!!) [02:21] Around> (Ha.Ha.Ha.) [02:21] (Ha. Ha. Ha.) [02:21] * FBAround and jakobo disappear in a flash of light [02:22] I bid thee goodnight, oh mighty warrior of the programmers. [02:22] Night FB. Have a good day. :)